The Intimate Study of
Johnathan Theebs
A NSFW adventure for
adults
The Grounds
The estate sits atop what was once a hill but has since been
excavated. A small stable and grounds
building sits to the side of the impressive stone residence.
*Note*
Inside the estate.
Inside the estate is affected by a magic radiating from the statue on
the ground floor. Everyone in the
building is affected by it. People are
more sexually aroused, they are bi-sexual (regardless of normal orientation),
and sexual experiences last longer and are recovered from quicker. The GM should not force the PCs to any
action, but inform them of this effect.
(1)
Ground Floor
The entrance to the estate.
After entering the front door. To
the right Stairs lead upward. An iron
banded door is across form the entrance.
It is unlocked and leads to the cellar.
To the left are some stairs that lead downward to the basement levels
(detailed after the estate).
Dominating the center of the room is a polished white marble
statue with golden inlay of an almost cartoonishly exaggerated muscular bearded
male seated upon a throne. Noticeably
the statue has a large erection from a
proportionally large phallus. The
statue’s arms rests upon the thorne’s armrest with one its hands facing up in
in a cup shape. The other hand faces
forward like someone signaling “stop” only with the hand slightly cupped.
The rest of the room is decorated with fine polished hard
wood flooring, thought the walls and domed ceiling are the bare stone that make
up the walls. A close inspection will reveal that the floor is built around the
statue and that the statue is actually built into the earth itself. Someone with Masonry or architecturally
knowledge can easily determine that the building was in fact built around this
statue. Someone with artistic knowledge
can recognize that the statue is incredibly old predating any known artistic
style. As a result it is either
invaluable or worthless.
Displayed along the wall are various works of art. The pieces come from various time
periods. One painting depicts a massive
revelry consisting of an orgy of dozens of naked forms set in a scene of
clouds. Another painting is a still life
of several pieces of fruit each attributed to fertility. A third painting depicts deep space as would
be recognized by modern deep space photography.
There is a rough cut statue of a man with grossly exaggerated feet,
hands, and gentiles. Another statue is
of a nude woman. The statue has been
severely damaged. The abdomen area of
the statue has been broken way leaving a deep crater and the hips and legs are
missing. The statue is also missing an
arm and the face has a few chips of damage along one side of the face. Each of these pieces are worth 300 gp. A shattered 36 cm statue of a woman lays
on the ground.
Three naked women (1,2,3) press themselves against the statue. The anoint it with oil, perform felatio,
masturbate themselves before it and against its cupped hand, and press
themselves against as if to have it fondle them with its forward facing
hands. The do not speak to each other
but only whisper sweet nothings into the statues ears and moan in pleasure.
The women will not engage a party member but continue on
their task. If directly engaged they
will pleasantly respond speaking that they are priestesses of their god,
Yaminian. They will invite other women
to join them and become priestesses.
They will gladly tell about all incidental events leading to them being
there. If attacked they will not leave
their post with at least one of them servicing the statue. If left alone they will rotate out to eat and
sleep but at least one will always be servicing the statue.
3x Priestess: 1 HD, 4 hp, AC as unarmored attack: untrained
flailing of fists 1-3 subdual damage.
Each of the priestesses can cast a spell once per day. They can cast the spell an additional time
per day if they have an orgasm.
If the women stop servicing the statue at any time the
statue will come alive. If attacked it
will first utilized its spells to convert the gender of the attacker to female
(if necessary) and then command it to service it, at which time it will return
to its seat. If this does not work they
statue will fight to slay its opponents and will then find the next mortal and
convert it to being a female to service it at which time it will sit wherever
it happens to be.
Yaminian, divine aspect of man. 18 HD 148 HP. AC as full plate w/shield Attack
1d6 punch. Special attack: Eye lasers Save vs. beam or 1d10 and catch
fire. Yaminian is immune to all damage
and spell effects while being serviced by his priestesses. Spells (as 20th level
caster): Command, Change Gender, lighting, Strength, really
anything else you want. It is a God incarnate.
(2)
First Floor: Kitchen and dining
A large fireplace is set into a wall containing a spit and
several cauldrons. Wood is piled up next
to the fireplace, and several pans, pots and cooking implements hang form the
walls. Bundles of herbs and vegetables
hang from the ceiling along with a cured boar’s leg. Two tables occupy the center of the
floorspace.
A couple (4,5) are having sex on one of the tables. Will
pause momentarily to see who enters and then continue about their business. They have been playing with the food as part
of their sex act.
Behind a small wooden door is a pantry containing food and
spices. The spices are rare and exotic and can easily be sold for 1000 sp.
(3)
Second Floor: Great Hall
The great hall is set with a small stage that contains a
cello and a violin in their stands, a harpsichord sits with its lid
closed. A card table and several chairs
are set up along with couches and salon chairs.
A small book shelf contains several small books of fiction and non fiction
for entertainment reading. Several small
tables are set up that contain the remains of food and drink.
A red stain from a man’s head being smashed repeatedly
against the wall marks the far side of the room and smears down until it
reaches a naked body (6) with it’s face and skull caved in.
Two women (7,8) are passed out on the couches, they are both drunk, but will awaken groggily if shaken slightly or yelled at.
The A naked man (9) with skin pulled tight over swollen
muscles and a permanent erection (10) is pacing back and forth in front of the
doorway. Whenever he gets close to the
door way the pink portal guard blocking the stairwell attacks to keep him
away.
The pink portal guard:
4HD 20 HP AC as leather. Attack 4x 1-4 tentacle strikes. The pink portal guard is an amorphous
mass. It spreads itself across any portal
and will open only to non-angry, non-violent persons. It will repel any intruders with its
pseudopod tentacles which are soft and velvety to the touch.
(4)
Third Floor: Bedroom
The Bedroom contains a four poster bed draped in red cloth,
and covered in fine satin sheets. A
clothing wardrobe is open. Inside are
several robes, but other items have obviously been removed.
Lounging on the bed is a voluptuous woman (10) with
extremely large hips, hanging breasts, and a swollen belly. She is watching two men in location 7.
(5)
Bath.
A large brazier filled with water occupies this nook. Underneath the brazier is a place to make a
fire. Bathing materials and firewood are
stored in a small alcove.
The brazier contains a water elemental. The water elemental is cold and will not
allow anyone to leave until it is warm.
If someone tries to leave it will pull them back with an undercurrent
that gets stronger the more they try to fight which will likely result in the
drowning of the occupant(s).
When warmed the elemental will form itself as another bather of the same race and opposite gender of the bather. The water elemental may be warmed by any reasonable solution the PCs come up with, it will also be warmed by body heat after two people are drowned by it). The water will offer to show its appreciation by sexually fulfilling the bather (and will comment that it has already entered a female or a male has already entered it so really the PC already made the first move). The experience will feel like thousands of little tongues stimulating the PC.
When warmed the elemental will form itself as another bather of the same race and opposite gender of the bather. The water elemental may be warmed by any reasonable solution the PCs come up with, it will also be warmed by body heat after two people are drowned by it). The water will offer to show its appreciation by sexually fulfilling the bather (and will comment that it has already entered a female or a male has already entered it so really the PC already made the first move). The experience will feel like thousands of little tongues stimulating the PC.
(6)
Voyer
room
The door to this room is locked. In this area is a table with three crystal
balls atop it. When a crystal ball is
touched it will display the next sentient being thought of from duration of the
last time they undressed to when they dressed again or their last sexual
encounter (if it was clothed). One
crystal ball shows the even objectively, the other shows from the point of view
of the person thought of, the third ball shows from the point of view of any
other participant (if any). Johnathan
Theebs sits here furiously masturbating trying to ignore what is happening
outside. He has taken several drugs to
escape as well as increase his potency, so he can easily stay in there for
several hours.
Johnathan Theebs: 4th level wizard. 10 hp ac as unarmored attack as weapon spells*
Magic missile (shoots out of his dick), mage hand, knock,
suggestion, remove clothing
* Johnathan is a complete pervert
and so every spell is slightly mutated to deal with sex or juvenile humor.
(7)
Nook
Tied up is a man (11) dressed in leather straps. Flogging him is another man (12) dressed in
bondage gear obviously made for a woman.
They obviously have no idea what they are doing but are very
enthusiastic and perhaps overacting but having a good time.
(8)
Fourth
Floor: Study
The walls of the study are filled with books of almost every
type and description. Common themes
though are psychology, anatomy, pornography (especially collections from
different cultures) and many self written texts that amount to the relationship
enhancing nature of sex, how it can bring people closer together if used
positively and drive them apart if used negatively. Interspersed are small curiosities. A glass case is open and empty. Nearby location 11 is a young man (13) listlessly
turning the pages of a book. He had
entered area 11 and is blinded by seeing the Nymph. He had returned to tell his friends about his
amazing experience only to find that nothing else mattered, however he cannot
find the portal again as nothing can hold his interest other than directly
seeing her.
(9)
Trapped Deamons
A shimmering gauzy magical barrier covers the entry
way. Two demons adorned in BSDM gear and
piercings stand within a summoning circle.
The daemons will not notice anyone in the bedroom unless they magical
barrier is penetrated. Once the barrier
is penetrated they will entice conjole and promise anything to get a person to
enter the summoning circle. Their
predominant method is sexual gratification through BDSM. For anyone foolish enough to accept their
offer they get what they desire. However
the daemons do not stop and the event becomes a nightmare as pain and blood and
death are the daemons desires. They
don’t stop for any safe word.
(10) Garden
A blue tinged portal sits in this nook. Through the portal you can see a garden
containing a hedge maze much larger than the space. A giant hedgewall surrounds the entire garden. There is an exit on the far side but that is
beyond the scope of this adventure and it us up to you as the GM to put
anything out there. Inside the garden are several white marble statues of young
men with erections.
The garden contains two cursed individuals awaiting help
from DaFoe.
Inside is a young girl cursed and changed into a
medusa. She wears a porcelain mask
carved with pleasant female features to hide her face (and prevent her gaze
attack). She is cursed to remain this
way until she can obtain the semen of a virgin.
Unfortunately she has very little imagination and lacking a vagina with
her lower body being that of a snake now has only resorted to attempting to
perform oral sex, which much to the surprise of her potential lover turns them
to stone during the act. Her clawed
hands would be very dangerous for any manual stimulation, though she could
easily succeed if she (or her partner) thought of her giving a boob job.
In the center of the garden is a young man who has been
turned into a minotaur. To change back
he must have a woman fall in love with him.
Unfortunately he is both very insecure and hyper violent. He is friends with the medusa, but they both
think of each other at best as broken and cursed and at worse monsters.
(11) Nymph pond
A shimmery gauzy magical barrier covers the entry way,
behind that is a red portal that leads to a natural spring with a nymph
lives. She is not currently visible
unless someone walks through the portal to find her.
(12) Servants Quarters
This small room has a bunk bed and two small chests that
contain the personal effects of the cook and the servant girl (14). A struggle can be heard up the stairs.
(13) Observatory
The door to the observatory has been broken and hangs from
its hinges. A telescope points up to the
sky from one of the windows. The servant
girl is being raped by two men and a woman(15,16,17)
Backstory:
Jonnes DaFoe was a kindly wizard who studied charms &
enchantments. He discovered the burial
place of what he believed to be an item of great magical value (statue in area
1) and built his home around it. His
studies after moving in turned to topics of the nature of magic in relation to
relationships, emotions, love and lust, and of course sex. He acted as a kind of Doctor Ruth for the
dark ages. He genuinely wanted to help
people better understand themselves and each other, and built stronger
healthier relationships and thus improve society. As a result his studies made him both very
sex positive and at the same time loathed by the very populace he was trying to
help. For even though people would seek
out his help, public opinion is often stronger than fact and few if any were
willing to speak up for him. He was for
the most part left alone to his studies however, and despite being shunned by
the public, travelers from near and far would knock at his door for help. A short time ago he passed away unexpectedly,
but peacefully in his sleep. His apprentice
Johnathan Theebs in inherited all of his worldly goods. Unfortunately Johnathan was attracted to
study under Jonnas because he was a complete pervert. He had little interest in anything other than
his own gratification. He made the rumor
of debauchery in the estate a reality, and due to his recent negligence an orgy
of his design has turned into something horrific one some of the guests
disturbed ancient artifacts best left alone.
A couple took a statue of a fertility goddess that was also
a magical cock sleeve form the study down to the basement. The couple then proceeded to fit the goddess
statue over the god and after a good laugh each fucked the statues as sex
toys. The mixture of the two magical
items summoned Yaminian and the couple were converted to his first disciples and
living manifestations of the male and female apects.
Since then the estate has been infused with magical aura
heightening arousal and desire. Yaminian
had an argument with one of the other guests and killed him because he made a
pass at Ximuin. Ximuin won’t speak to
him until he has calmed down and has trapped Yaminian on the second floor. The
other guests are running amok and Johnathan is escaping from responsibility and
trying his best to ignore the entire situation.
Story hooks: While you know the best way to get your party
into the adventure here are some ideas.
1) Have Jonnes DaFoe task the party for a previous adventure. His studies still require all sorts of components and items. The party can encounter the estate as they return with the McGuffin, or at some later time to visit an old friend (remember to present DaFoe as a genuinely good, caring, empowering and non-judgmental person as he was in life).
1) Have Jonnes DaFoe task the party for a previous adventure. His studies still require all sorts of components and items. The party can encounter the estate as they return with the McGuffin, or at some later time to visit an old friend (remember to present DaFoe as a genuinely good, caring, empowering and non-judgmental person as he was in life).
2) The Mayor of the town requests the parties help to find
several of the missing townspeople.
They’ve been gone for two days and finally someone hinted they might be
at the manor.
3) Rumor of a mighty wizards passing got around and the
party wants to loot the ruins
4) One of the PCs knows Theebs and got an invite to the
party. They just showed up late.
Persons of interest:
1 Sienna Laguna-
Daughter and apprentice of the local bookbinder. She is well read and curious by nature. She met Theebs as he would often bring texts
for repair or restoration. She couldn’t
believe the illustrations in some of the books and came to the party to find
out if such things were true. She can cast: Charm person
2 Erin Fidymint- Milkmaid.
He works at the Smyth dairy. She
suffered from cowpox and has some minor marks from it. She has been having an affair with Duncan
Smyth for about a year. She is immune to
all disease. She can cast: restore
virginity.
3 Christina Caremont- A local prostitute. She has come to almost evey one of Theebs
parties. She enjoys instructing others
and watching rather than personally participating. She can remove level drain.
4 Janice Grant- Jonnes DaFoe’s (and now Theebs’) cook. She minds the kitchen. She’s into food play.
5 Thomas Major- Recently moved to town as part of the
militia. Brought along by Duncan Smyth.
6 Duncan Smyth – Runs the dairy in town. Married to Elizabeth Smyth who doesn’t know
where he is and is beginning to worry.
7 Valarie Turner- A seamstress. Her husband passed very young leaving her
childless. She has done very well for herself but is afraid to loose her
business if she remarries. She attends
the parties as what she feels is the only safe way to find sexual release
8) Sara Carver- Her parents are well to do merchants who
have her life all planned out for her.
She has an arranged marriage planned in 6 months. Being here is an act of rebellion
9) Isaiah Bunce- Woodsman who hunts game with the local
Lord’s blessing due to services rendered (which he never speaks about) he also
brings in firewood. He was converted to the living male avatar of Yaminian and
is the most extreme stereotype of manhood cranked up to 11. He always has a burning erection.
HD 3 HP 24 AC as leather attack 1d3 hp or as weapon, special heals 1 hp per day.
HD 3 HP 24 AC as leather attack 1d3 hp or as weapon, special heals 1 hp per day.
10) Beatrice Vance- A farmer, she comes to the parties with
her husband Edmund. She has been
converted to the living female avatar of Ximuin and is the most extreme stereo
type of womanhood cranked up to 11. Although she appears perpetually pregnant
she will never give birth, she does produce milk however and it will restore
1d6 hp and provide nourishment for three days.
HD 3 HP 18 AC as unarmored Attack as weapon Spells per day:
Command, Restore virginity, heal, charm person, charm monster, animal speak,
enlarge,
11 Gregory Bonner- A tinsmith. He is Bisexual regardless of the magic in the
estate
12 Douglas Salt- A courier from the nearest big city. He was delivering some books from foreign
lands to the estate and was swept up into the party.
13 Chester Collins- A busboy at the local pub. Theebs invited him one day while being very
drunk at the local pub because he found out Chester was a virgin and thought it
would be funny. Chester is completely in
love with the Nymph.
14 Susan Fink- Susan has great potential as a wizard. She just doesn’t know it yet. Jonnes saw it
in her and although unable to convince her to actually study magic (which she
insists is the devil’s work) he was able to convince her to work for him as a
servant to clean up the place. She
locked herself in the room whenever one of the parties started. The cook mentioned she was up there to some
of the revelers.
15 Edmund Vance- a farmer.
He and his wife come to these parties because they really like the spice
new partners add to their home sex life.
The cook convinced him that the girl up her wants him but is playing
hard to get.
16 Jeremy Vickers- the local butcher. A brute of a man who really just cares about
himself.
17 Ursula Annis- A minor noble. She really likes sex, she had long hear the
rumors of the DaFoe place, and so when Theebs actually started throwing parties
she had to come and slum it amongst the peasants.
Magical items.
There isn’t a lot of treasure listed in the adventure. The place is a shambles after days of
partying so stuff has been moved. Roll
on your favorite magical item table for items in each room or on the table
below.
1 Auto-erotic asphyxiation color. Make a save vs. paralyzation. If successful take +1 to your caster
level. If unsuccessful be rendered unconscious. Add a +1 to caster level and -1 to saving
throw roll per consecutive round of use.
2 Spell book (contains spells: Semen servant, restore
virginity, youthful enthusiasm) Upon reading consider everyone attracted to
you.
3 Golden phallus. A
dildo crafted out of gold worth 400 gp
4 Belt of gender transformation
5 oil of allure +1 cha for one week per dose. 4 doses.
6 Spellbook. Roll for
three random spells but make them about sex
7 A book of pornography that displays the reader as the
subject in their deepest fantasies
8 Nipple rings.
Provide AC as chainmail if bare chested.
Spells:
Semen Servant
Level 1
Duration 1 day per caster level
The target’s semen becomes animated and will perform one
pre-determined task. i.e. deliver this
message to Bob “…”
Restore virginity
Level 1
Duration Permanent
Restores virginity to target and 1d6 hp. The target cannot recall any prior sexual
experience. The target is cured from any
STDs. Any pregnancy is canceled (never
happened). Sagging breasts lift, stretch
marks disappear. The target is also a
valid virgin sacrifice for dragons etc.
Youthful enthusiasm
Level 1
Duration 1 hour per caster level
The target has no diminishing of sexual ability for the
duration of the spell. Vaginas are
completely well lubed, erections stay up regardless of the number of times he
cums. Nothing gets too sensitive or not sensitive enough.
Remove clothing
Level 2
Duration instant
The targets clothing automatically loosens and falls
off. Armor is loosened and hangs
awkwardly ready to fall off, reduce armorclass by 2 until adjusted.
Change Gender
Level 4
Duration permanent
The target’s gender is changed.
Author note: It is
impossible for me to include every kink there is in this adventure. Feel free to add your own. Provided below are four extra guests that can
be added to expand your own fantasy or act as “wondering monsters” in the
adventure.
Sabrina Swansong- A local actress and musician.
Blake Toth- A traveler from abroad who sought the cure for a
venereal disease. Theebs was able to
provide some magical curative left over from DaFoe’s tinctures, and Blake has
hung around because, hey if he catches something there is always some more here
right?
Genevieve Sanderson- A virgin who is very shy about the
whole concept of sex. Her boyfriend
convinced her to come because she might be more comfortable after seeing all
the different ways of doing it
Ulysses Kirkpatrick- Genevieve’s boyfriend. He has a thing for redheads like Genevieve
and the other redheads in town turned him down.
Please post in the comments with your play-through experience, on what you liked or didn't like.
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